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Transformers
1984
More than meets the eye. Robots in disguise. You spent 45 minutes turning Optimus Prime into a truck and immediately turned him back because the robot was cooler. Every time.
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Cabbage Patch Kids
1983
Parents literally fought in store aisles to get one. Each one came with adoption papers and a unique name. Yours was named something like "Myron Beauregard" and you loved him anyway.
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Rubik's Cube
1980
One solved face. Mess up the whole thing trying to do the second. Peel the stickers. Pretend you solved it. Nobody actually solved it. That one kid in school who did was suspicious.
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He-Man & Masters of the Universe
1982
By the power of Grayskull! Castle Grayskull itself was the ultimate Christmas ask. Skeletor was legitimately terrifying. And every kid had the Sword of Power at some point.
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Nintendo Entertainment System
1985
It came with R.O.B. Nobody used R.O.B. But Super Mario Bros. changed everything. Blowing into the cartridge was science. The Konami Code was religion.
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Dungeons & Dragons
Peak 80s
Graph paper maps. Twenty-sided dice. Parents who were mildly concerned. The greatest exercise in collective storytelling ever invented, right there on your bedroom floor.
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My Little Pony
1983
Brushing the mane. The Dream Castle. The different symbols on their flanks called cutie marks before anyone called them that. A pastel kingdom every kid wanted to visit.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1987
Cowabunga! Pizza-loving, sewer-dwelling, nunchuck-swinging turtles. Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. You had a favorite. Everyone had a favorite. Arguments still happen about this.
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Laser Tag
1986
The Photon centers. The vests. Running through a dark maze with strangers trying to tag your sensor. The 80s version of video games but in real life, and it was everything.